Dear Men,

If you feel like you're doing something stupid/hurtful/that you'll regret, you probably are.

If you think you're being an idiot, you probably are.

So stop, go apologize, and fix it.

You're welcome.

Very sincerely,
Women

Ever feeling like everyone around you is getting engaged/married/having kids?

And even though you're very happy for them, you feel like you're missing out?

Just checking...

I stumbled across this on Youtube and felt the need to share.

I should be sleeping since it's 1 a.m. and tomorrow/today is New Years Eve, but instead I am posting a random meme I found on teh internetz. Just go with it.

Comment anonymously with each of the following things:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One random thing.
4. Lyrics to a song.
5. How old you are.
6. How long we've been friends.

And I'll try to guess who you are.

You may choose to answer only some of the above items. You may also make up your own additional items. Up to you. ^_^

Dear guy that I like,

I like you. 

However, I don't know if you like me. You are very hard to read and it's frustrating not knowing. If you like me, that's awesome. If you don't like me, that's okay too. If you're not sure, then make up your mind and let me know.

Either way, let me know. You may be all mysterious and sexy and that's great to a point, but it would be really nice to just know.

You may have already subtly tried to tell me, but that clearly isn't working. Yes, I really am that clueless.

So just let me know, ok?

Thanks,
That girl that likes you

/unpoofs

I'm not dead, I swear!

I've just had a lot of going on and a lot of change in the past mumblemumbleYEARANDAHALFmumble it's been since I last posted.

I'll try to write an entry soon updating y'all (all one of you who read this) on my life.

Something quick to tide you over: I'm fine. Work's fine. Boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me out of the blue and moved out. I'm redecorating my apartment. I'm fine.

/poofs

My 25th birthday is coming up in less than a month and I want to do something fun and awesome and different!

So, I am asking for ideas.

If I pick your idea, you will get a cookie. If I don't know you, I will find a way to get you a cookie. You will get a cookie if I pick your idea.

Ok.... go!

I found this crazy random amazing song called "Ca Plane Pour Moi" by Plastic Bertrand. He's crazy and random and Belgian and awesome and does a really funny version of ABBA's "Money Money Money" (Mon Nez: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BDmVNbEUvw)

Back to this song. Here's a link to the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDfmn_TMkI&feature=related

And here are several links to translations of the lyrics (they're all different):
http://www.david.gibbs.co.uk/plastic/plastic_lyrics.htm
http://dayglo.orconhosting.net.nz/BCC.htm
http://www.punk77.co.uk/groups/plasticbertrand.htm

Just wanted to share the awesome random awesomeness.

Enjoy!

The temperature on 4th of July: 98F

The temperature on 5th of July: 99F

The temperature on 6th of July: 103F

The temperature on 7th of July: 102F

The result: this pixy is seriously considering moving to Antarctica for the next two months.

Pros? Cons? Ayes? Nays?

I have always been under the impression that belts are supposed to KEEP your pants from sagging.

But on the way home on Wednesday, I saw something that baffled me. At the Suitland metro station after work, while waiting for the train, I saw a young man with his pants "sagging" below his butt. A common sight (I previously wrote about it here: bluepixystix.livejournal.com/33974.html), EXCEPT for the fact that HE WAS WEARING A BELT. That's right! His sagging pants had a belt in their loops.

Now my question is: why the belt? The pants are already sagging, so the belt is clearly not functional in holding them up. And if he didn't want his pants held up in the first place, then WHY WAS HE WEARING THE BELT?

I wanted to come up to him and explain the proper use of a belt and him why HE was wearing one, but decided against it. The train was coming in 1 minute.

I texted my friend Jess and she said I should pants him. I gotta be honest, I was tempted!

So if anyone out there could explain the sagging pants/belt thing to me, I'd really appreciate it! ^_^